octopus-ahoy:

The many people of Tumblr

(via ruinedchildhood)

tjhumor:

Now THATS hXc

tjhumor:

Now THATS hXc

(via mattg124)

melliflu0us:

when girls brag about playing pokemon or COD something 

(via weweredinosaurs)

Legend of Zelda pick-up lines

  • You take my breath and heart away faster than Ganondorf.
  • Hey baby, you make my Sword go Skyward.
  • I wanna make you wetter than the Zora Temple.
  • I’ll play Epona’s song and make you come then ride you all night long.
  • I want to make my way to your Sacred Grove and shove my Master Sword in your pedestal.
  • I’ll give your body more attention than even Navi would ask for. 
Excerpts from the life of a profound, sarcastic Geek Girl and impossible Daydreamer

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